She took another swig of the beer bottle. I had never seen a girl down Guinness that fast. I hate Guinness. She finished. I ordered another for her. Even the waiter was aghast at the display of alcoholic machismo at our table. I didn’t care much for her. Damn, I didn’t even know her second name! I wasn’t attracted to Evelyn. 

She had a limber figure. ‘A’ cup boobs and nothing to boast about at the derriere. She was like a boy to me. I tolerated her for one sole reason, she was to be the third wheel to my Rickshaw that night. Oh, in case you don’t speak “literary genius”, I mean Evelyn was going to join my girl and me in a threesome. Yes, fellas, a round of hi5’s is totally acceptable.

I don’t have the historical nous to tell you when the first threesome took place, but if Spartacus, the TV series, is anything to go by it’s been happening for centuries! You and two females, or three guys, or three females, or the DEVILISH two guys and a girl. It comes in any manner of scenarios (no, a tryst with a hermaphrodite doesn’t count). The point of a threesome is the more the merrier. If you have ever been in one you can attest to the fact that if executed properly, it is orgasmic on an infinite level akin to nothing your base senses can ever comprehend.

So, after drinking and dancing and three-way kissing on the dance floor (yes, that happened), I suggested we ditch the joint. We got into a taxi and 10 minutes later we were at my girl’s house. The tension in the air was palpable. We all knew what we were here for. They disrobed and took my clothes off. I asked them to dim the lights, as I was sure I wouldn’t be able to keep my cool after I saw what they were about to do.

Evelyn laid my girl down and parted her thighs. She started kissing her lady lips slowly, then she asked me to enter her from behind. I had like 10 condoms! I put one on and slid right in. Her pussy was so tight! Good thing the Scotch whiskey I was high on had dulled my senses. I wasn’t going to cum soon.

My girl had started moaning, she started trembling as the waves of ecstasy took her higher. Evelyn was also about to explode, they did so simultaneously. My ego was the size of an Elephant’s nuts at this moment! The girls decided it was my turn.

Evelyn removed my condom and took me in her mouth, I could feel the back of her throat. Her head game was criminal! I started drawing breath, to pace myself. I whispered to her that I wasn’t going to melt in her mouth. She put another condom on me, pushed me down, and straddled me. It wasn’t long before her back was convulsing and arching.

Her second orgasm brought on that fast by the eroticism of it all. My girl sat on my face and she too rode my tongue to a mind-numbing climax.

The thought of two women cumming was enough to send me over the edge! We all lay there, spent.

Pulling off a threesome is basically rocket science. Women don’t like to share. That night, I was the one who was invited to the act. Had I initiated, I would’ve been accused of being unsatisfied in our relationship by my girl and also of being attracted to Evelyn.

Ladies! Ladies! No need for violence!

Besides, sex parties are common these days, girls are more adventurous, people are coming out of the closet in legendary fashion and campuses are a den of inequity of biblical Sodomic proportions. It’s a new age…